...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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