is your mom at the bar?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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