is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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