dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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