Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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