Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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