and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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