I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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