I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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