Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think people are normalizing furries
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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