my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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