Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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