STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
