Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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