thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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