Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
