just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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