he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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