I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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