addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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