Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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