i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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