butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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