Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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