is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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