Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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