Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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