I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize
