I don't think brook has ever known best
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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