i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just want nice things and good sex
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think people are normalizing furries
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