Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
its not stalking. its research.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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