Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
