Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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