it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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