Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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