Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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