I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Randomize
