morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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