You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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