no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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