just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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