It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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