dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
50% drunk capacity currently
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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