i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
babies were throwing up all over the place
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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