she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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