K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She said her name was "party"
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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