The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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