Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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