Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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