my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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