your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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