This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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