Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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